Saber Saw Sex: When Sexual Experimentation Goes Wrong.

I don’t even know how to approach this subject with care. There is no coy introduction that can be used. So let’s just dive right into this stupidity:  Two dumb asses decided it’d be cool to mix a saber saw and a sex toy for their pleasure. I don’t know what made them [...]

Eat Shit: Literally!

Imagine if you went to your friends house, or a dates house, for dinner and they took you into a bleach cleaned bathroom and served you dinner on a porcelain toilet.  How would you feel? Kinda grossed out right? Apparently some Chinese people don’t feel the same way because there is a popular restaurant, Modern [...]

Baconnaise: The Fattest thing EVER!!

(OK, maybe not EVER but this is bad)

Baconnaise.
Yes.. This is a bacon spread, from the folks who bought you bacon salt-which I didn’t know existed either. Either way, apparently bitches love bacon… Fat bitches that is!!! NO, just kidding. I know people (skinny people) who love bacon. LIke my friend, Friend A. [...]

Things that make you go Hmm . . .

So.. ladies (and maybe a few gents, you never know) now there is a new use for that ‘thing’ you got last week at the “Pleasure Party.” I found this at one of my favorite blogs, Dlisted.com (written by Micheal K, who I don’t know but I feel like I do because he’s hilarious) [...]

New Jersey Drivers: Driving with RAGE

I really am scared for what awaits people in 2009.  I say this because people aren’t nearly as nice, forgiving, or even understanding as they once were-myself included.  Everyone is driven by money, rage, or sex.
Two crazy things happened to me over the past two days, and I’ve only left my house about 4 times [...]

Marriage upheld to 8 yr. old girl . . .

This is very disturbing. A Saudi man arranged for his 8-year-old daughter to marry a 47-year-old man to settle his debts. I always thought fathers were overprotective of their daughters? The girl’s mother petitioned to have the marriage annulled but the judge, Sheikh Habib Abdallah al-Habib, dismissed it due to her not being [...]

What in the Shoe hell??

It’s been awhile since I had a shoe posting, so I’m sorry I can’t report on something cuter.  I was browsing the Macy’s website doing some E-window shopping since I put myself on  a strict shoe diet, no more new shoes until spring at least (or my tax refund whichever comes first), and I came [...]

MTV HoodFAB… WTF is this???

Late last night, somewhere around 1 am I was going between VH1 Soul and BETJ listening to music. I usually stick to Vsoul but I had already seen this episode of the show they were airing-Soulfrodisiac, so I was flipping. And after some video went off for some whack song there was [...]

Shoprite refuses to decorate cake for Adolf Hitler!

I’m ashamed to say that these people are from the great state of New Jersey, but its true.  But this just goes to show how one small state can have such a variety of people.  These people should move and never come back.  And as much as I don’t want to give them any more [...]

Man loses job & kills his boss..

Every month we read about thousands of jobs being lost in this crazy economy, which was recently announced as an actual recession.  As if we didn’t already know.  This just goes to show that the government really feels that its people are idiots.  And well, some of us are.. I like to think I’m not.  [...]

Battered BayWatch Beauty??

Dear Pam Anderson,
Baywatch Beauty? Not Anymore. What the bejesus have you done to yourself?Talk about a fall from grace! You used to be what some would deem a MILF, but now you just look super rundown. What is going on? This is a picture I found of you back in May, and at 40 [...]

TiVo Guilt, do you have it?

Blazing across the internet the past day or so are articles/blogs in response to a CNN article asking, Are you afflicted with ‘Tivo Guilt’? Now, I have no problem with this question, in fact it might be valid, however what they define as TiVo guilt, which we will now refer to as DVR guilt because [...]

The Hulk is a Cash Cow!

Apparently some people need more to survive per month than my annual salary. I have never been married, but I think that some women take this alimony thing way too seriously. I am all for being able to make sure you maintain your necessities in life if your husband wanted you to be [...]

Finally Caught: Nebraska’s Butt Bandit!

I remember I once read this short story where this guy would break into womens houses and go down on them. And even though it was creepy women waited to be his next victim. Well, this guy in Valentine, Nebraska decided that he wanted to surprise people in a different way. The [...]

Grey’s Anatomy: Dead Denny Sex!!

Contains possible spoilers for Grey’s episode airing 11/20/08.
Am I the only one not feeling Izzie Stevens having sex with her dead fiance? I have not been ok with the whole scenario with Denny walking and talking around the way, like he is alive. For those who do not watch Grey’s Anatomy, here is [...]