Saber Saw Sex: When Sexual Experimentation Goes Wrong.

I don’t even know how to approach this subject with care. There is no coy introduction that can be used. So let’s just dive right into this stupidity:  Two dumb asses decided it’d be cool to mix a saber saw and a sex toy for their pleasure. I don’t know what made them [...]

Oprah Speaks out to the Rihanna’s of the world

Oprah. The Big O. She’s a role model to many and an inspiration to others. Oprah has so much media power that its unbelievable, but does she always use it the way she should? I have not commented, nor will I now, on the Rihanna & Chris Brown situation. But Oprah has decided [...]

How to deal with an overly eager man.

So I don’t normally do relationship blogs, but I feel the need to talk about something.  I guess because I’m experiencing it in my life a little, and this is what this blog is for.  So today we are going to talk about a guy type, Mr. Too Much Too Soon or Mr. Eager, but [...]

Eat Shit: Literally!

Imagine if you went to your friends house, or a dates house, for dinner and they took you into a bleach cleaned bathroom and served you dinner on a porcelain toilet.  How would you feel? Kinda grossed out right? Apparently some Chinese people don’t feel the same way because there is a popular restaurant, Modern [...]

Sims 3: PUSHED BACK!!!!

OH NO! I heard this weekend that Sims 3 wasn’t being released until June.  I knew this was a lie, because all the information I had said Febuary.  So imagine my shock when I found out it indeed was pushed back. I am fuming angry! I was ready for some new Sim-adventures!!!BLOODY HELL!!
I found this [...]

Cop Finds out his Co-Worker is his Daddy

Last week I read a story about a man who discovered that his co-worker was actually his father.  Can you believe that? Apparently Police Sgt. Chris Walker never knew who his father was, and this was constantly a source of discontent with him.  It’s kind of a classic story, wife & husband separate.  She bangs [...]

Update: For Those Who Care

1. I’m sorry for the lack of posts lately.  I’m busy taking a class (Studies in American Lit, and its just too much reading even for me!) and working and all that good stuff.  So I only really have time currently to update 2 or 3 times a week.  Hopefully once I get fully into [...]

Random Ramblings

What better way to talk about random things than with a Far Side comic strip…
Random Ramblings..
1. I commute now to work since I recently moved.  I noticed a few things, besides the fact that most people cannot drive.
-yellow cars almost always drive fast.  If ever you are in a rush-get behind a yellow car (not [...]

Jenna & Barbara Bush write Sasha & Malia Obama

Ok.. here is my Inauguration coverage, and maybe the end of the ObamaRama that has been plaguing us for the past year or two.  I am kind of happy that the election is over and the inauguration too.  I am happy with the experience and am ready to actually see “CHANGE”  in process.  I know [...]

Barack Obama’s Open Letter

From Parade Magazine.. Obama’s Open Letter to His Daughters:
Dear Malia and Sasha,
I know that you’ve both had a lot of fun these last two years on the campaign trail, going to picnics and parades and state fairs, eating all sorts of junk food your mother and I probably shouldn’t have let you have. But I [...]

Update: Children with Nazi names removed from home!

So, back before Christmas I blogged about the Campbell family from New Jersey who had beef with ShopRite over a birthday cake.   A brief recap is that these idiots named their children after the Nazi Regime. They have a son named Adolf Hitler Campbell, 2 daughters named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler [...]

OMG! When did Tickle.com Close?

OH HELL NO!!

I love/loved www.tickle.com.  So imagine my surprise today when I decided I was going to go get my test on and they were closed.  IDK what sparked this.  They had some good ass tests on their site. I have a folder in my Gmail dedicated to my Tickle results.  I have my sexual [...]

Granny Got a Gun: Part II

Old people are not playing when it comes to protecting themselves. I guess they figure that someone’s got to do it… A few months ago I posted about Leda Smith from PA who apprehended a burglar in her home. She held him at gunpoint and made HIM call the police. Leda must [...]

It doesn’t pay to be annoying…

I love New Jersey, but its official… I’m going to move to Michigan because it is now illegal to annoy people.  OMG, I think this is the coolest law EVER! And I HATE the law! HA!In Brighton Michigan the City Council approved a public conduct code Monday night which now can fine someone up to [...]

New New York Taxes!!!

Has everyone heard about the proposed taxes in New York? I don’t live in New York, I do go there often, as does any person in Jersey, so I feel some of these taxes will affect us here.  First let’s just say that New York is already super expensive.  Just buying a simple bagel and [...]