Update: Children with Nazi names removed from home!

So, back before Christmas I blogged about the Campbell family from New Jersey who had beef with ShopRite over a birthday cake.   A brief recap is that these idiots named their children after the Nazi Regime. They have a son named Adolf Hitler Campbell, 2 daughters named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler [...]

New Jersey Drivers: Driving with RAGE

I really am scared for what awaits people in 2009.  I say this because people aren’t nearly as nice, forgiving, or even understanding as they once were-myself included.  Everyone is driven by money, rage, or sex.
Two crazy things happened to me over the past two days, and I’ve only left my house about 4 times [...]

New New York Taxes!!!

Has everyone heard about the proposed taxes in New York? I don’t live in New York, I do go there often, as does any person in Jersey, so I feel some of these taxes will affect us here.  First let’s just say that New York is already super expensive.  Just buying a simple bagel and [...]

Shoprite refuses to decorate cake for Adolf Hitler!

I’m ashamed to say that these people are from the great state of New Jersey, but its true.  But this just goes to show how one small state can have such a variety of people.  These people should move and never come back.  And as much as I don’t want to give them any more [...]

Papa ain’t no joke! Will kill for remote!

While we are on the topic of TV, this is something DVR could have prevented! OK, I’m joking with that because this is slightly sad.. a 72-year-old New Jersey (not the man in photo) man stabbed his friend 28 times after she took the remote.  Now, when I first heard this story, I was at [...]

New Jersey Toll Increases

In case all of you Jersey folks out there don’t know, its now going to cost us more to travel in state. The last two times I traveled on the parkway I saw signs that the fare would increase on December 1st. If you don’t know, some tolls on the Garden State Parkway are [...]

Time to give it up

So, this weekend me and my friends hit the strip club.  And we went to a strip club where girls strip because:
1. Drinks are cheap.
2. Things get really raunchy at the other kind (or so I’ve heard)
3.  Drinks are cheap.
Now, if you are in strip club and your sitting there at the bar or around [...]

North Jersey Ninjas

I am going to dub this duo the “North Jersey Ninjas” since Shinobi Warriors doesn’t work for me.  I wonder if they received training watching Ninja Warrior on TV? That show really tests people physical strength.  Anyhoo, here we have two ‘modern day’ ninjas, Tadieusz Tertikiewicz and Jesse Trojaniak, of Clifton, NJ.  Sidenote, despite what [...]