Update: Children with Nazi names removed from home!

So, back before Christmas I blogged about the Campbell family from New Jersey who had beef with ShopRite over a birthday cake.   A brief recap is that these idiots named their children after the Nazi Regime. They have a son named Adolf Hitler Campbell, 2 daughters named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler [...]

Shoprite refuses to decorate cake for Adolf Hitler!

I’m ashamed to say that these people are from the great state of New Jersey, but its true.  But this just goes to show how one small state can have such a variety of people.  These people should move and never come back.  And as much as I don’t want to give them any more [...]

Tyler Perry wins lawsuit!

Spotted this story last week, but I didn’t want to comment until a verdict had been reached. Apparently you haven’t made it until you’ve been sued by someone claiming you stole their work. The latest contestant on “Is that really yours?” was Tyler Perry. Donna West of Texas felt Perry lifted material [...]

Battered BayWatch Beauty??

Dear Pam Anderson,
Baywatch Beauty? Not Anymore. What the bejesus have you done to yourself?Talk about a fall from grace! You used to be what some would deem a MILF, but now you just look super rundown. What is going on? This is a picture I found of you back in May, and at 40 [...]

Case of the Missing Peen!!

“I think penises are little Napoleons that’ll try to take over the world.”- My friend

This was the perfect time to use that quote! Can you imagine waking up to find your penis gone!! For the ladies, you’re breasts?? Philip Seaton, 61 went in for a circumcision as part of a medical procedure in Louisville, [...]

Debate or Debacle

Yesterday I read an article about the different debate approaches of Senators Barack Obama and John McCain.  I briefly read the article, wondering how the hell was this old man going to stand a chance next to a viral man nearly, if not, 30 years his junior with a much sharper mind.  McCain graduated near [...]

The “New” American Crisis

Where did the money go? Isn’t that the wonderful question plaguing us all in this “economical crises” that the US is in? My question is slightly different, where are we getting the money is  my question.  Suppossedly in a 5 trillion dollar deficit.   So where is the federal government getting these billions of dollars to [...]

The New Fashion Police

I know I’m very late with this, but it doesn’t mean its not still worth talking about.  I remember a few weeks ago I read a story about how in Flint, Michigan they were putting a ban on sagging pants.  I thought this was bogus and a bunch of straight cock-a-mammy bullcrap. I hate to [...]

Fire Crotch Spotted

Dear Coco,
Why can  I see the lips of your camel? You are epitomizing the term “fire crotch.” Didn’t your doctor ever tell you that when you wear jeans too tight you increase your chances for vaginal infections.  I feel so dirty just looking at these pics, I never want to be this close to another [...]

Underage Drinking

So yesterday on my daily scroll of CNN I came across an article about some colleges and universities that are hoping on changing the legal drinking age to 18 from 21. I think this is a bad, bad, bad idea. So I spoke to some of my friends and got their opinions on [...]