Saber Saw Sex: When Sexual Experimentation Goes Wrong.

I don’t even know how to approach this subject with care. There is no coy introduction that can be used. So let’s just dive right into this stupidity:  Two dumb asses decided it’d be cool to mix a saber saw and a sex toy for their pleasure. I don’t know what made them [...]

Things that make you go Hmm . . .

So.. ladies (and maybe a few gents, you never know) now there is a new use for that ‘thing’ you got last week at the “Pleasure Party.” I found this at one of my favorite blogs, Dlisted.com (written by Micheal K, who I don’t know but I feel like I do because he’s hilarious) [...]

New Jersey Drivers: Driving with RAGE

I really am scared for what awaits people in 2009.  I say this because people aren’t nearly as nice, forgiving, or even understanding as they once were-myself included.  Everyone is driven by money, rage, or sex.
Two crazy things happened to me over the past two days, and I’ve only left my house about 4 times [...]

Hot for Hot Pockets

I remember those commercials where it would ask you what would you do for a Klondike bar.  They would have this crazy situations to see how far someone would go and at the end they’d get that wonderful ice cream with the chocolaty coating.  It’s not quite an ice cream sandwich but there is no [...]

Vacuum + Penis = ???

Ok, so I’ve decided to start a Things that make you go hmm category for things like this.  It’s neither a rant or a rave and not quite a GTFOH, lol. More stories will be moved to this category eventually or I may just do a from this date forward kinda thing.  Either way, [...]

Even Split

Yes.. it is only half of a house.  One day, this could be you! I’ve had this story on my radar over the past several days and I’m just getting around to writing about it.  This couple from Cambodia literally split their house in half after the dissemination of their 18 year marriage.  The husband [...]

Fire Crotch Spotted

Dear Coco,
Why can  I see the lips of your camel? You are epitomizing the term “fire crotch.” Didn’t your doctor ever tell you that when you wear jeans too tight you increase your chances for vaginal infections.  I feel so dirty just looking at these pics, I never want to be this close to another [...]

Shrek! On Broadway!!

So, I’m browsing one of my favorite blogs, dlisted.com, which btw I need to add to my blogroll, and I see him write that they are turning Shrek into a musical. I cannot believe this B.S… Is creativity really that dry in Hollywoodland that they keep recycling ideas.. I thought they were pushing it with [...]