Sims 3: PUSHED BACK!!!!

OH NO! I heard this weekend that Sims 3 wasn’t being released until June.  I knew this was a lie, because all the information I had said Febuary.  So imagine my shock when I found out it indeed was pushed back. I am fuming angry! I was ready for some new Sim-adventures!!!BLOODY HELL!!
I found this [...]

Baconnaise: The Fattest thing EVER!!

(OK, maybe not EVER but this is bad)

Baconnaise.
Yes.. This is a bacon spread, from the folks who bought you bacon salt-which I didn’t know existed either. Either way, apparently bitches love bacon… Fat bitches that is!!! NO, just kidding. I know people (skinny people) who love bacon. LIke my friend, Friend A. [...]

OMG! When did Tickle.com Close?

OH HELL NO!!

I love/loved www.tickle.com.  So imagine my surprise today when I decided I was going to go get my test on and they were closed.  IDK what sparked this.  They had some good ass tests on their site. I have a folder in my Gmail dedicated to my Tickle results.  I have my sexual [...]

Marriage upheld to 8 yr. old girl . . .

This is very disturbing. A Saudi man arranged for his 8-year-old daughter to marry a 47-year-old man to settle his debts. I always thought fathers were overprotective of their daughters? The girl’s mother petitioned to have the marriage annulled but the judge, Sheikh Habib Abdallah al-Habib, dismissed it due to her not being [...]

MTV HoodFAB… WTF is this???

Late last night, somewhere around 1 am I was going between VH1 Soul and BETJ listening to music. I usually stick to Vsoul but I had already seen this episode of the show they were airing-Soulfrodisiac, so I was flipping. And after some video went off for some whack song there was [...]

Battered BayWatch Beauty??

Dear Pam Anderson,
Baywatch Beauty? Not Anymore. What the bejesus have you done to yourself?Talk about a fall from grace! You used to be what some would deem a MILF, but now you just look super rundown. What is going on? This is a picture I found of you back in May, and at 40 [...]

New Jersey Toll Increases

In case all of you Jersey folks out there don’t know, its now going to cost us more to travel in state. The last two times I traveled on the parkway I saw signs that the fare would increase on December 1st. If you don’t know, some tolls on the Garden State Parkway are [...]

Finally Caught: Nebraska’s Butt Bandit!

I remember I once read this short story where this guy would break into womens houses and go down on them. And even though it was creepy women waited to be his next victim. Well, this guy in Valentine, Nebraska decided that he wanted to surprise people in a different way. The [...]

Where did Thanksgiving go?

Its November, right? Last time I checked after Halloween there was Thanksgiving and then came Christmas. So unless there was some mass destruction of Thanksgiving (which for some is only a celebration of a mass genocide of people who only welcomed the pilgrims) that I don’t know about i’d appreciate if we could get [...]

BCBGirls Disaster!

So, today I was browing in the Macy’s shoe department (which was a horrible experience I will detail at a later time) and I came across these shoes.  I sometimes search the clearance racks for various items, sometimes out of season shoes, sometimes just shoes I liked that are now cheaper.  I like to apply [...]

OMG!! Killer Power Ranger!!

 Everyone remembers Power Rangers, right? I mean, hell, I loved the cheesey movie and used to rush home to watch the show.  And me and my friends would argue over who was the yellow ranger or who was the pink ranger.  I mean seriously, power rangers were the shit! Then there was the knockoff show [...]

Time to give it up

So, this weekend me and my friends hit the strip club.  And we went to a strip club where girls strip because:
1. Drinks are cheap.
2. Things get really raunchy at the other kind (or so I’ve heard)
3.  Drinks are cheap.
Now, if you are in strip club and your sitting there at the bar or around [...]

Disaster Strikes!

W hen bad things happen to shoes its never a pretty sight. So, I’m boot shopping today online because my cheap ass Bakers boots ( I Know right!) broke-AGAIN! And rather than invest more money into a sinking ship I decided to do some boot shopping. And here I was this morning thinking of [...]

Case of the Missing Peen!!

“I think penises are little Napoleons that’ll try to take over the world.”- My friend

This was the perfect time to use that quote! Can you imagine waking up to find your penis gone!! For the ladies, you’re breasts?? Philip Seaton, 61 went in for a circumcision as part of a medical procedure in Louisville, [...]

Debate or Debacle

Yesterday I read an article about the different debate approaches of Senators Barack Obama and John McCain.  I briefly read the article, wondering how the hell was this old man going to stand a chance next to a viral man nearly, if not, 30 years his junior with a much sharper mind.  McCain graduated near [...]